Frank has decided to leave, and suddenly left yesterday. It wasn't because he was fired for being crap, it was to spend time with his family.

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately, we didn't like the font.

We care about your privacy. Unfortunately our client the Russian Government doesn't.

We accept low pay, illiquid equity and a very high peanut:other ratio in the trail mix because of the abundance of avocados, which save me $0.60 a day.

Thank you for your recent request for a new laptop. It has been denied because we think you'll just spill nachos on this one too. With love, IT.