I’ve been working in startups of all size all my life, most recently at a startup in the Silicon Valley. Go on. Ask me which one. Ask me! ... nope. Where I work is better. In every way.

The main reason I show up to work is material for satire. Well, also the food. I’ve spent enough time in engineering, ops and middle management to wonder how Silicon Valley folks exist without them constantly doubling over in laughter at how ridiculous they are.

Maybe we should, and this is what The Vanity Metric is about.

What's a vanity metric? I decided to draw this one out:


General disclaimer: The content here is satirical. If you find it offensive, I'll add you to the list below.

People who don't get satire:

  • Hopefully not you