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Become a Successful Solopreneur in only Seven Gruelling Years
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Become a Successful Solopreneur in only Seven Gruelling Years

If you don't like people paying you lots of money to go to a comfortable place that provides you with friends, healthcare, an ergonomic chair and unlimited snacks, then the professional workforce may not be for you. Try the gruelling reality of being a solopreneur!

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The Vanity Metric Oct 2, 2018 • 3 min read
What to Say To Pretend You Understand Technology Trends
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What to Say To Pretend You Understand Technology Trends

So many trends. The Gig Economy. The Microbiome. What the hell are they all? Say these things and people will assume you know them thoroughly and shut up.

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The Vanity Metric Sep 10, 2018 • 2 min read
The Complete Guide to Launching Your Own Startup
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The Complete Guide to Launching Your Own Startup

Look at those founders, nonchalantly strutting the hallways, casually worth billions. You have ideas. All you need is a cool name and a URL and you're basically there.

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The Vanity Metric May 22, 2018 • 2 min read
How To Fake Having an MBA
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How To Fake Having an MBA

It's easy to fake having an MBA. Just abundantly misuse 2x2 matrices, fake disdain for basically every school and emit unintelligible streams of jargon to get ahead.

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The Vanity Metric Apr 29, 2018 • 3 min read
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