Careers Honest Job Posting #2: VP of Some Thing of which You Could Be VP! We're hiring VPs of random new divisions, with a number of roles available for which you may be somewhat qualified. You should definitely apply!
Careers Honest Job Posting #1: Extremely Junior Generic Schlepper That Will Likely Soon Be Reassigned or Fired Work cross-functionally, transversely across the organization, up and down management layers and at times fully inverted like a bat.