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How to be fake being well-read in business
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How to Fake Being Well-Read in Modern Business — 6 Tips

Six tips to fake being well-read in business. All six will surprise you!

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The Vanity Metric May 11, 2023 • 3 min read
Curve-fitting methods (and the messages they send)
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Curve-fitting methods (and the messages they send)

This is why I ignore every regression anyone shows me. Unless the conclusion fits my purposes and the audience is gullible.

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The Vanity Metric Sep 28, 2018 • 1 min read
Eight Tips for Negotiating Your Salary Like a Non-Chump
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Eight Tips for Negotiating Your Salary Like a Non-Chump

If you’re like I used to be, you think a job is a clever subterfuge where you get to browse Instagram and ESPN for 70% of the day, spending the remaining 30% showing up to meetings or writing emails while some chump pays you a reasonable amount of money. Wrong, and this time you’re the chump!

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The Vanity Metric May 12, 2018 • 2 min read
How To Fake Having an MBA
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How To Fake Having an MBA

It's easy to fake having an MBA. Just abundantly misuse 2x2 matrices, fake disdain for basically every school and emit unintelligible streams of jargon to get ahead.

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The Vanity Metric Apr 29, 2018 • 3 min read
Killer ways to kill meetings
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Killer ways to kill meetings

How to avoid meetings through subterfuge, verbal ninjutsu and actual ninjutsu.

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The Vanity Metric Apr 23, 2018 • 3 min read
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